School Of Lame-jokes /// 11:28 PM
Sleeping Pills
Tom is sick and hospitalised. The doctor gives him sleeping pills so that he can sleep more easily. Fifteen minutes later, his friends come and they talk very loudly. Tom says, "Guys, keep your volume down... The doctor just gave me the sleeping pills. You guys will wake them up..."
Grandma's SecretA little boy was visiting his grandmother and the young boy asked his grandmother,"grandma, how old are you"? She replied, "you shouldn't ask me questions like that". A few minutes past and the young boy asked his grandmother another question, "how much do you weight"? The grandmother replied, "you shouldn't ask me questions like that"!
The following week when the little boy went back to school he told his friends about the coversation he had with his grandmother and how he was unable to get an answer from her. The little boy's friends advised him to look on her drivers license, all t he information will be there.
The next week when the little boy was visiting his grandmother he told her he knew how much she weighed and how old she was. The grandmother didn't believe him until he told her,"you weight 130lb., and you are 65 years old". Then the little boy in a bashful way wishpered to his grandmother, "I also know you got an F in Sex".
Permanent WaveA traveling salesman was driving down a country road when a rabbit ran in front of his car and he hit it. The proverbial farmer was sitting on the fence watching. The salesman gets out of his car and opens the trunk. He then removes an aerosol can and sprays the contents on the dead rabbit. The next thing you know the rabbit gets up and hops about 20 ft. down the road, turns and waves to the salesman, goes another 20 ft. and waves to the salesman. The salesman looks at the farmer and says "he'll be okay now." The salesman gets into his car and leaves. The farmer wondering what's going on walks over to the ditch where the salesman threw the can, picks it up and read the label which said FOR HARE RESTORATION AND PERMANENT WAVE.
HELLO EVERYONE! /// 2:35 AM
BEN AND JERRY OUTING : Recently 08s203 went for a ben and jerry's outing(or was it tom and jerry? nvm). After colosseum, we went to raffles city shopping centre. Walked to the pasir ris mrt station bcos we forgot to take bus, ended up reaching there in 30 minutes all sweaty. Even Xu Tat who went there by bus was even faster! Visited Burger king's before ben and jerry... p.s. please make this blog alive [TO BE CONTINUED]
hmm.. nashiran posing with sou's bag. (big size + small size= out of size)

YUMMY!.. the BnJ ice cream we had. wonderfully colourful..

all of us cramped together..

under some ppl's request, the
TOILET BROTHERS posed for the camera.
another spoonful of "Peace" sign from our majesty??
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/// 3:37 AM
yay! our class won the catapult best range during science fiesta!


playing chinese chess with ian = stress (scratch head)
